Thursday, December 3, 2009

Time Pass


Seldom do I get time to be alone at home...even when i was a kid I always had people around me irritating me ,pampering me, scolding me advising me and so on that I never got time for myself.
But these days whenever Iam alone I spend time as judiciously as possible…

Few of the activities that I get drawn in are

Looking at the mirror and enacting few scenarios like the ones below:

-Imagine to be the CEO of my company and address the workforce on discipline
-Do performance appraisals and explain why he/she has been rated so badly
-Metaphorically scream at the lady whom I hate at office and tell her everything that I had to tell her right on her face (which I envisage is on the mirror)
-Enact movie actresses and their affectations when interviewed.Iam sure my mirror if it could,would have spat on me seeing me facing it with loads of attitude and an eye brow raised (habitually my target would be Rakhi Sawant)!!
-Make all possible monkey faces,boo,rather hoot at myself..
-Try out all old bits and pieces of clothes and make a new style.. typically ends up to be something like Malaika Aroras outfits, which I wont even dare to wear and walk out.
Once i get bored of all these I...
-Go through my contact list stored on my mobile, call up all my friends whom ive not spoken to for months and irritate them asking why they never bothered to call me..(well did i call them is out of question;))
-Try out the Hips Don’t Lie steps and then realize how inflexible Iam or rather how rigid my bones are..
-Uncanny hair dos for which I have my own names like ‘shocky, cranky, dog licked, mountain, monkey ,fountain and so on which only results in emptying the bottle of hair Gel
-Keeping my ear close to the wall rather stuck on it, when the couple next door starts off their fighting spree..they usually puke words on eachother which I would have never ever heard in my life ,Listening to them helps me improve my 'vocabulary' is what i feel :)
-Watching the most boring movie ever….
-Shoot mails to some of those who publish articles on the editorial columns of magazines(basically to criticize or appreciate and mostly it would be to irritate them ;))
-Spend time on writing blogs about every other aspect of life
-Stare at my wardrobe and realize that it badly needs a sorting done…and then simmer down to the conclusion that it can still wait..

These i think are tested and proven ways of wasting time which i really enjoy

Sometimes being lonely helps me understand the real me and it gives me a chance to be everything I wanted to be in my wildest dreams. Be it a CEO ,an actress ,a writer ,an orator, a dancer and what not… I enjoy such short periods of loneliness just for the sake of that momentary happiness it gives me… 

21 comments:

Omana said...

These are your time tested and proven skills ...so you are still not rid of these habits.See that your ego does not break when you swell before the mirror......

Asif Shaik said...

Hmm very well said...being lonely does help us in many ways esp Soul-Searching. Anyways happy to see you in your normal mode.The picture for this post is really good and suitable for the content as well as for the theme-Nice selection.:)

subu.ps said...

I expected this to come and it came. I can very well imagine u doing all these stuff :)

Vineeta said...

@Amma some habits sledom die ;)
@Asif Thanks for reading by..infact had to waste some time searching for a suitable pic :)
@chetta heheh me doing all this stuff is still a secret ;)

sm said...

The pic for this post is excellent.

Anita :) said...

Good one di..I too did the actress thing...and even sported the fountain hair style for years at school..! And irritating people in my contact list.. I do that even today :(

Vineeta said...

@Anita thanks di ..yes i still remember that fountain hairstyle of urs..i was bald then..dint even hav enough for a fountain..mine was doglicked style ;)

Roshny said...

hey cool one, vin..me too do that 'actress being interviewed' thing ;)and yeah, the pic is so apt for this post..

Davesh Shingari said...

are u having video of the roles played by you in front of the mirror? i think that it will generate huge funds from funniest videos from home.:)

Vineeta said...

Thanks SM..Thanks Roshni for reading by..
@Davesh:i dont have any yet..Thank God :)

Sorcerer said...

hey stumbled across your blog
that write up was funny!!
I should try this when I run out of ppl to bud on sundays

Sanju said...

Good One Vineee

Vineeta said...

Thanks Sorcerer..hehe you can try as long as they dont get bugged ;)
@Sanju thannk u for reading :)

Esther said...

Wow a very nice post. I felt like speaking my heart out when i read it. I like being lonely too, and i never peeve about it. It truly makes you grasp the significance of what you want.

Happy Blogging
xoxo

Vineeta said...

Thanks Esther..was quite happy when u said u felt as if you were speaking ur heart out...Thanks for reading :)

Truth from Heart said...

Hahaha! Enjoyed this! I'm going to follow all your suggestions!

Vineeta said...

@ truth from heart: Thanks for reading:)

subu.ps said...

wow..itz a cool template...matches ur character and ur posts.A great change.

Aki said...

Phew!! I was afraid that you might start cooking!! Thank God you have not changed in recent times

Vineeta said...

@ Aki will write another one about 'Cooking'!! ;)

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